In
advance of this weekend's Nevada caucuses, prostitutes at Dennis
Hof's world famous "Moonlite Bunny Ranch" legal brothel in
Carson City, Nev., are banding together to announce their support of
the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Following Clinton's formal
announcement last year, the sex workers launched their "Hookers For Hillary" initiative, drafting a four point platform to
explain their endorsement:
Protecting health care reform
The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its repeal, the bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.
Protecting health care reform
The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its repeal, the bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.
Foreign
policy experience
With her eye on the international landscape, the bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Service's Colombian prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail "buys American."
Hundreds of legal prostitutes that are employed by Hof's seven legal brothels will be out in force all over Nevada this weekend in support of Clinton.
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